Asheville News

An inch of snow is big news

Jason Sandford February 18, 2007

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

It snowed Saturday night, and that was big news on Sunday for WLOSers, even though Ashvegas only got an inch, and the most anybody got was four or five inches.

WLOSers, though, had to pump up the story. They said there were “significant snowfall totals.” Sheraldo said there was “heavy snowfall” Sunday morning. And Kassandra “Special K” Pride said the weather caused “problems” for morning commuters. She said there were seven wrecks, but she couldn’t confirm that any of the wrecks were caused by the “disruptive bout of snow.” What the hell?

At the end of lamest of all weather reports – this one really took the cake – Kassandra left us with this insightful tidbit: “It’s smooth sailing, but that could change if another storm comes our way. Back to you.”

We just don’t know what else to say.

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

Soda pressing

‘Say cheese!’

4 Comments

Defiant One February 20, 2007

It is February and that means RATINGS, or should I say "rantings".

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BMac February 20, 2007

Well, she is special after all.

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Dan February 20, 2007

Well I went to Urgent care on Sunday, Pat Simon was in there with pajama bottoms on. Wierd.

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Sly Dawg February 20, 2007

I guess that means we’re all AOK until the next asteroid hits too. I feel so much better.

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