Jamie Simpson pulls the rug out from under us

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Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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It’s true. Rug and Home gal Jamie Simpson, whom we’ve fawned over for some time now, has gone off and gotten hitched. Loyal reader BMac confirmed it for us by locating Simpson’s MySpace page and spotting pictures of Jamie at the altar with some curly headed freak.
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Jamie, we loved you the best we knew how. We put up with your incessant cajoling with the rugs. We admired your unceasing optimism as you tried to sell us cars and God knows what else. We adored that football photo shoot you did for the Link – you in muscle shirts and clutching that damn football.

We’ve always been here for you, Jamie. And what did we get for it? You went off – over the holidays no less! – and got married to some fuzzhead. Dammit, Jamie. He’s not good enough for you.

Even though you’ve ignored us, we’re going to be the bigger person here. We’re going to take the high road and wish you health and happiness and all the best.

Just don’t ever, ever expect us to buy a frackin’ rug.

Jason Sandford

Jason Sandford is a reporter, writer, blogger and photographer interested in all things Asheville.

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12 Comments

  1. Rasputin February 11, 2010

    In 10 years he will be bald as a cue ball. I hope she married for money.

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  2. RICK FOSHIE January 8, 2010

    OMG…..I WAS IN LOVE WITH HER!!!…..IM A METAL ARTIST IN LAKE LURE N.C.
    LOVE HER VOICE….XOXOXOXOXOXO…..DAMN IT….STUNED!!!…..RICK…

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  3. Mandy Naman October 13, 2009

    Congrats to them!! I used to live beside Jeremy in Canton, GA and Jamie used to do my hair. They are both sweet people. 🙂

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  4. Ivy Gates July 14, 2009

    Jamie:

    I am the last to learn. My morning wake up calls will never be the same. Good luck girl.

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  5. Kittie Danger June 30, 2009

    Isn’t that the dude from the free credit report .com commercials? Is she the dream girl who defected on some ‘ol credit card??? lol

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  6. Liam May 19, 2009

    WHY would anyone think this unkempt dude was cute? Beyond me.

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  7. The Peach January 8, 2007

    Way to go Jamie! He IS cute. I thought she’d go for a ‘Suit’. So cool that she blogged-mailed you. It’s about damn time!

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  8. Mike January 6, 2007

    Apparently hubby’s in a band called Georgia. He’s originally from the heart of Levy County, FL, (home of 940 WLQH — White Loves Quarter Horses), from whence came one of my college roommates and my second serious girlfriend (though not one and the same). Not that you give a frack about that, but what’s a blog (even someone else’s) for, if not to share too much personal information?

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  9. Jeremías January 6, 2007

    Thanks for the laugh, Syntax.

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  10. syntax January 6, 2007

    i wonder if she walked down the aisle backwards…

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  11. Edgy January 6, 2007

    He’s cute! Who knew she’d go for a hippie dude?

    It’s okay, Ash, at least Andie hasn’t gone and gotten married again.

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  12. Ron from H'ville January 6, 2007

    I understand the couple is registered at Rug & Home.

    At least she didn’t up and marry some old guy (I can say that, I’m almost an old guy myself).

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